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DO NOT GO VEGAN!
You’ll stay so young-looking that you’ll constantly be mistaken for a
middle-schooler even after you are middle-aged.You’ll age pleasantly, gracefully, and constantly feel great. You’ll save thousands because you won’t need coffee, alcohol, or drugs to lift your spirits.
DON’T DO IT. IT’S A TRICK.
You will be lonely because you will outlive all your friends and family lost to diet-related preventable ailments.
Just age painfully like every else, and pay for drugs and surgery to reverse the rapid aging process caused by diet.
~ Nataki
Her Age?: Older than you think